Holy crap we are really gonna pull this off!
Hopefully you’ve already heard: at the last-minute Bento Smile gave everybody the idea of doing a Pirate Kart (a Glorious Trainwrecks-style compilation of many many games!) and submitting it to the IGF!
The launcher is looking pretty simplistic but it does the main things I was worried about it doing (launch games, minimize until they finish, allow sorting and filtering by author name or title)! It could use some testing and not all the games are shoved in yet, but in theory I have a shippable Pirate Kart right now!
I’m kind of worried about my flaky internet and slow upload speeds at the moment, so I am RIGHT NOW packing up sort of a pre-release and getting that in ASAP so that FOR SURE we have a PIRATE KART in the IGF!
But there are a few things I could use a little help with!
- Video – I don’t think it is technically required, but the IGF submission form seems to want a link to a video on YouTube associated with the game. I had the idea here: Maybe even better than trying to show a zillion games in one video, would be to have a video of someone actually talking and explaining that this isn’t us just trolling the IGF and that we are being sincere? Maybe explain what a Pirate Kart is and how it is all happening at the last minute? I guess I can’t speak for everyone involved, but I think a chance to take games from this whole other side of Independent Games Development and let them be a part of the IGF and especially being SUPER INCLUSIVE is a wonderful thing.
- I’m uploading a version without all the games and some of the 16-bit exes still not converted, and it’ll be a little while, but once it is I could really stand to have a few people grab the current ~380MB version and make sure that the launcher and most of the games are working. If a few of you could reply and let me know I can bug you about testing once, it’s up, I’d appreciate it! If you have the time. Thanks in advance!
- The launcher is kind of boring looking! If folks have suggestions and/or some art I should shove into it, that’d be fantastic!
- Filling out the form: I’m a little nervous about trying to represent a gazillion contributors who all have their own reasons for including their games, so I want to give others a chance to comment on what should go in there. I don’t want this to be “ExciteMike’s Pirate Kart”.
- I think I am going to put GLORIOUS TRAINWRECKS DOT COM as the company name. I don’t know if most of you have even heard of Glorious Trainwrecks, and I really should get the OK from Jeremy Penner before doing so, but it seems right!
- Related: I’m not sure how much fun I should let myself have filling out the submission form. Example: it needs an address, so I am tempted to put like “EVERY CITY”.
- I need an up-to-200-word description of the Pirate Kart, I’ll start writing something but I am not the most eloquent dude.
- I need an up-to-1500-word instructions for the judges. I can write something easy and boring pretty quickly I think.
All help is GREATLY appreciated! And thanks to the zillions of you (I really should count how many and share that number) who sent me so many games (another number I need to figure out and share)!
We are doing things a little half-assed due to it being at the last minute. If we do this again, I’ll try to make sure there is a submission form somewhere that collects some extra data like screenshots, descriptions, tags you can filter on, links to author’s websites, hardware requirements, instructions, and maybe things like whether they were created for an event like a Ludum Dare. For this Kart, all I have consistently for the games is author, title, and the game itself. It is still a way cool thing, though!
Again: Thanks again everyone for your games and especially for making them so easy to just drop in!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!













